The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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