dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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