I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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