Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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