My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We have started to decorate penises.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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