you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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