he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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