That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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