me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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