So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Randomize
