He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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