We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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