Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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