The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
