these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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