so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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