let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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