I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I am one with the molecules
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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