No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
