Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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