No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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