Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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