Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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