i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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