ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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