You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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