Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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