She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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