And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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