next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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