If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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