my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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