what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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