doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I've blown a few things in my day
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
True college students do jello shots in the library
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