It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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