Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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