I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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