the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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