My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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