I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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