i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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