no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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