therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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