I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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