Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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