my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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