Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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