Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hippo gnu deer
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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