thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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