I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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